Steve probably would’ve has the job as a lifeguard if Billy hadn’t taken his spot and forced him to go to stupid Scoops Ahoy. The tips had been great but it had murdered anything left of his reputation.

“Have you seen the men these poor women are married to? Of course they’re horny.”

Taking a beer, Steve snorts a bit before taking a drink.

“Pretty sure it’s impossible for you to be an ass, Eds. It’s refreshing.”