"I'm the best fucking lifeguard they've ever had, asshole," he says, circling the other two boys like a shark as he swims around.

Yeah, he knows Steve was a lifeguard there before. And he meant what he said. It's a shame he didn't do it again this year, though, Billy could use some more eye candy at the pool to distract him from the job he's supposed to be doing.

He collects the floating beer cans in one arm before swimming over to the other two and passing them around, "See? I'm a nice guy."

As if he's not the reason they were floating away to begin with.